So are we grabbin’ a cab or is one of your moms on it?
A cab… then we will have at least twenty minutes to make-out on the way to the house.
COME LOVE US, CHILDREN. WE’RE HOME.
Yeah, have been since my sophomore year. I only tutor in science and math, though.
Oh. Well those are the two subjects that people typically need the most help with.
Yes! Yes I moved back yesterday. Sounds .. like a very enjoyable day at work! I got the day off, I usually work on Tuesdays and Thursdays — sometimes on the weekend if the students need extra help with their work.
You tutor? I used to do that when I was in high school.
Good! Extremely tired after unpacking last night, but all is well. How are you?
You moved back home right? Great. So I’ll be seeing you sometime soon. Good, work is moving kind of slow today because our computers are acting up so I’m just playing Angry Birds on my phone.
What—Why are you stopping? What are you doing?
Fine. Be a square. But I’m starting to rub off on you. I’m starting to rub off on you a-fucking-lot, big boy.
One cuss word doesn’t really count as a lot. A little - just a tiny, tiny bit.